My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
only you would photoshop your dick
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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