All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My ass is underappreciated
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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