My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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