idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
dude. I can hear the air.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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