I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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