Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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