Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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