I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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