Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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