Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
True strength comes from lack of pants
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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