I just pynch a tree in the face
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
