I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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