no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
