you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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