he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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