I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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