Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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