So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
North Korea, Best Korea!
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
