You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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