I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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