I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm bleeding and have questions
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