You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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