And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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