your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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