He is an equal opportunity slut.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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