Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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