If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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