Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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