Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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