I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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