I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
