Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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