She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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