Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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