its not stalking. its research.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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