Im at strip club and am horny
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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