these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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