Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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