I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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