Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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