Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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