you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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