VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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