Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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