Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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