I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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