Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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