"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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