oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it's not cheating when I paid for it
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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