I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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