I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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