oh god the rape fog is back!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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