is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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