She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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