Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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