I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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