The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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